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Hearter Blue Bloodedness Test

Saturday, September 22nd, 2007

Hearter Blue Bloodedness Test

IF YOUR BLUE BLOODEDNESS WOULD BE GRADED, WHAT WOULD YOUR FINAL MARK BE?
Place an X inside the box if it applies to you.

1. Brains
[X] Got to be on the Honor’s list for atleast once
[X] Striven for bonus points
[ ] Had sleepless nights because of studies
[X] Got an F in a long test
[X] Promised to do better but didn’t

Score: 4

2. School Spirit
[X] Know the Like An Eagle Fly song
[X] Memorized and sung SACRED TIES whole-heartedly
[X] Called yourself a Hearter
[X] Knew at least 7 famous Hearter Alumni
[X] Knew why Jesuit education is priceless

Score: 5

3. Food and Style Part 1
[X] Ate at the Ngohiong House across the school
[X] Had fastfood delivered to school
[ ] Hated your class number
[ ] Camwhored a lot
[X] Went to Ayala after classes

Score: 3

4. Food and Style Part 2
[ ] Went to school in a car
[ ] Had a laptop
[X] Bought cellular phones to school and hid them during impending raids
[X] Hated hair-cut inspections
[ ] Obediently followed DRESS FOR SUCCESS day

Score: 2

5. Musically inclined
[X] Watched the plays "OLIVER", "THE KING and I"
[X] Screamed your lungs out in an INTRAMURALS game
[X] Danced during PALABAS
[ ] Belonged to a band
[X] Watched a band gig in the SHSB grounds

Score: 4

6. Hobbies and Clubs
[X] Signed-up for a club
[ ] Became active in that club
[X] Skipped a club meeting just to stroll around the campus
[X] Played cards/Scrabble/Chess in the Guidance Counselor’s office 
[X] Played basketball during dismissal

Score: 4

7. Religious
[X] Found retreats meaningful
[X] Got a Jesuit for a teacher
[X] Prayed to St. Ignatius of Loyola
[X] Tried attending early morning mass at the chapel
[X] Learned a lot about life due to your Theology subjects

Score: 5

8. Rebelde
[X] Wanted to tell the guards to F*ck off
[X] Went to the clinic just because you didn’t like to enter a class
[X] Slept in the library
[X] Ate during Chinese class
[X] Vandalized something in the DRAFTING ROOM

Score: 5

9. Friendly and Loyal
[X] Signed a SIGNBOOK owned by a student from an all-girl’s school
[X] Called all your classmates with a certain BAPTIZED name
[ ] Became a Free-loader
[X] Stood up for a friend
[X] Went out with a Theresian/Hearter girl back in high school

Score: 4

10. Politically Inclined / Zen
[X] Used the back gate
[ ] Read the Student Handbook thoroughly
[X] Tried to avoid Mr.Galvan/Mr.Diaz because you left your oh-so-precious id
[X] Voted for candidates in the Student Council wisely
[X] Engaged in deep-thinking while in the campus

Score: 4

TOTAL SCORE: 90
GRADE: B+

A= 92-100 (Certified True Blue Hearter!)
B+= 86-91 (Average Hearter)
B= 77-85 (So-So Student…)
C+= 69-76 (LOLZ! You repeater!)
C= 60-68 (You got kicked out of the school coz you really sucked)
D= 50-59 (You must be kidding me. You flunked the entrance exam. Too bad for you.)
F= 49 and below (Did you even study there or what?)